WMD

The Feeder has a new name for Ferdinand after he burrowed into the rug. We're not sure what it means, but it sounds scary when she screams "WWWWWMMMMDDDD". I mean, the rug is from IKEA. Get over it, we say.

We Love Pikipimp.com

We like the petaflop bunny

Ferdinand Has a Crush on Al Gore

Ferdinand likes Earth Day. Belle preferred 4/20.

Crafty Feeder

The Feeder has gone all arts and crafty on us (she must be bored of talking to green things). She keeps bringing out swatches of fabric for the new shelter item (she calls it an antique footstool). Ferdinand likes the tapestry best, but probably only because it is tastier to chew.

Slut Deer Want Our Wheatgrass

Bambi and her latest 'friend' attempt to break in the house to get to our organic wheatgrass supply. Keep walking hooved ones. You will never succeed.

We're Green (but not carbon neutral)

Wheatgrass is our new organic green thing du jour. The Feeder is going to plant some this weekend as she says $1.99 per container is too much for our antioxidant plant.

Our Least Favorite Things of the Day

Radical transparency. Carbon footprint. Twittervision.

Silly Feeder

The Feeder says she is planning on BBQ-ing for some Aunts and Uncles and random people today, despite the fact we can barely see anything out of the windows from fog and rain. She keeps saying "It's ok, we're British". We just hope Auntie Stacey makes it, she always sneaks us forbidden treats.

Two holes are better than one

The Feeder is resigned to losing her ottoman and feeding us more.

No more diets

Ferdinand is officially off his diet. The Feeder relented after coming home and discovering a massive hole in the living room ottoman. She says a fat bunny is better than one that eats her furniture.

Where's our log fire?

Where's the food gone?

We're hungry. Dr Debra says Ferdinand is obese and needs to eat more hay. Belle thinks he is just cuddly.

Happy Easter!

All is calm in Mill Valley now that Dr Debra has gone. She wasn't very nice to either of us. The Feeder and Auntie Sabrina were almost as pathetic as Uncle Jason and came home alone at 9.30pm. At least they had a nice Easter breakfast this morning.

Must Tidy Cage

The Feeder says we have to tidy up our cage area today as Dr. Debra is coming. We don't know who she is, but we did shred our castle quite a lot during the week.

The Feeder also claims that Auntie Sabrina is coming to stay the night as they are going out to "pull men" in Mill Valley all evening. We're not quite sure if we believe them.

No more needles

Belle was a very brave bunny yesterday when she visited the emergency vet at 5am in San Rafael. After getting some drugs that made her mellow and friendly, she came home and started pooping again. I (Ferdinand) am very happy to have my play mate back again. She was boring when she didn't move.

Visitors from Kickapoo Mansion!

Auntie Totty and Uncle Texan Jason are visiting us for Easter this weekend. We hope they are bringing Smudgie and a few of those squirrel things that The Feeder saw in Austin. The Feeder is threatening to dress us as ducks, but we're hoping that Auntie Sabrina talks some sense into her.

Ferd is Fat, Belle is Smug